Definitions by Doughzer Dick

Chili Knuckle

When your knuckle gets shit on it from finger fucking your partner in the ass.

I was anal finger-fucking this whore in the parking lot at TGI Friday’s when I realized... This dirty slut just gave me chili knuckles.

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The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.

After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.

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