Doug W.'s definitions

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

honey cunt

term of endearment for that special someone.

hey honey cunt, pass the potatoes please

by Doug W. February 14, 2008

manta ray

the appearance of a manta ray's mouth in the vaginal region produced when a husky woman wears spandex or any other tight fitting lightweight material.

nice bike shorts tubby, it looks like your smuggling a manta ray

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

homoquaticas

man who enjoys being pissed on by another dude

i am homoquaticas, king of the golden showers

by Doug W. February 12, 2008