Doug W.'s definitions

ultra- gay

1.the highest level of homosexuality that one can achieve.
2.in hospital terminology one who wears bright white sneakers with dark blue or black scrubs.
3. A man who drives an ambiguously gay car with a straight face.

Your so ultra- gay when you heard it was raining cocks you left your umbrella at home

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

LBJ

spanish blowjob, it's the only spanish i know

exuse me senora, how many pesos for LBJ

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

dong chomper

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob

i swear jim is a dong chomper

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008