18 definitions by Doug W.

gathering up your penis and testicles in a fist for presentation to your meatgazer buddies

you get 2 kicks in the ass each for looking at my bullnose you faggots!

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob

i swear jim is a dong chomper

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

a man who you always catch sneaking a peek at your package when your around them

dude, did you ever notice that frank is a real peter hawk? he's always staring at my junk when he thinks i'm not looking!

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

a dude that likes a penis in his mangina so deep that he always volunteers to be on top

wow i never realized that steve would grow up to be such a bone rider

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

exuse me senora, how many pesos for LBJ

by Doug W. February 12, 2008