Doug Chartre's definitions

Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through

The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round

by Doug Chartre October 9, 2017

hug hustler

A hug hustler is usually accompanied by a group woo hoo girls; who insist on hugging everyone they meet. She is most likely holding a Long Island ice tea, a lot of perfume, and holding a cracked smart phone. You can also spot them by their ear piercing voice, and large loop ear rings . She is most likely overweight, and as the night goes on she loses a shoe or some article of clothing.

I was sitting quietly at the bar when approached by an hug hustler who insisited we bring it in after every word.

by Doug Chartre October 11, 2017