Definitions by Double-yew Thirteen

fastfap 

When something is so epic and so awesome that you want to fap profusely to it, then the word for such a masturbation is fastfap.

That video made me fastfap for 2 hours.

fastfap by Double-yew Thirteen June 16, 2011

Ceks

A synonym of the word "sex", Ceks is used in MMORPGs such as RuneScape where there is a word censor that blocks out the word "sex". Ceks also implies cyber sex unless prefixed with IRL.

Oren is bro stalk, he'll come after you in the middle of the night and have IRL ceks with you.

Ceks by Double-yew Thirteen December 2, 2010

mbb 

MBB means My blood boils. It is used at the start of a sentence that begins usually like, "MBB when". This is similar to FML that it mentions an anecdote but different in that MBB comes at the beginning while FML is said at the end.

MBB when I take a shower and then I have to poop immediately after it.

mbb by Double-yew Thirteen May 26, 2009

Zinger Burger 

An oily deep-fried chicken fillet burger served at very cheap and run-down establishments. It usually always is accompanied by fries and ketchup.

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Customer: One zinger burger
Waiter: Ok, and you, sir?
Customer #2: One zinger

Zinger Burger by Double-yew Thirteen October 27, 2008

inert

When somebody is asexual or frankly is not horny at all.

My girlfriend is inert, she doesn't wanna have sex.

inert by Double-yew Thirteen October 12, 2008