Definitions by Dottie Demento

willage

short for "West Village", as in the West Village, Manhattan

During our tour of the Willage, Mom bought an ebony wood dug-out at an awesome head shop and a magenta "rabbit" dildo from a sex shop on Christopher Street!

willage by Dottie Demento April 26, 2008

ear cum 

That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench

“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”

ear cum by Dottie Demento May 29, 2007