Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.
by Dorkmuffin May 03, 2019
Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.
Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.
by Dorkmuffin May 03, 2019
Noun: A person who orders takeout for the whole office and pays for each order separately rather than pooling the money beforehand and figuring out the change later.
Shep missed his train because some pickup artist at the front of the line in the restaurant freaked out when Bob’s envelope was a dollar short.
by Dorkmuffin May 02, 2019
by DorkMuffin January 05, 2019
Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.
by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019