Dorkmuffin 's definitions

Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

Ma’am jam

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.

Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.

by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019

Make it sleet

Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.

Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.

by Dorkmuffin May 3, 2019

Grossipe

Noun. A particularly disgusting recipe.

Shep clogged the toilet after eating snacks made from his brother’s new grossipe.

by Dorkmuffin April 21, 2020

chansey

a pink egg cuck
sometimes a green egg cuck

shiny chansey feck

by DorkMuffin January 4, 2019