Dorkmuffin 's definitions

Grossipe

Noun. A particularly disgusting recipe.

Shep clogged the toilet after eating snacks made from his brother’s new grossipe.

by Dorkmuffin April 21, 2020

Ma’am jam

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.

Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.

by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019

Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

Hambooger

The result of someone blowing snot all over a burger, whether by accident or on purpose.

Shep’s allergies hit him while he was grilling out, so he wound up serving juicy delicious hamboogers to everyone at the picnic.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

chansey

a pink egg cuck
sometimes a green egg cuck

shiny chansey feck

by DorkMuffin January 4, 2019