Definitions by Dorkmuffin

Hambooger 

The result of someone blowing snot all over a burger, whether by accident or on purpose.

Shep’s allergies hit him while he was grilling out, so he wound up serving juicy delicious hamboogers to everyone at the picnic.

Hambooger by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

Nose hose 

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

Nose hose by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

Ma’am jam 

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.

Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.

Ma’am jam by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019

Growhawk 

The thin strip of grass that the yard guy missed when he mowed.

At first I was mad that Ronnie left a growhawk in the front yard, but it was a great place to hide Easter eggs.

Growhawk by Dorkmuffin April 24, 2019

chansey 

a pink egg cuck
sometimes a green egg cuck

shiny chansey feck

chansey by DorkMuffin January 4, 2019