Definitions by DorkVader

Heroism 

Extreme and utter stupidity that can get you laid.

Girl: Wow, you just saved me from that train!

Boy: Apparently I did.

Boy's Best Friend: What an act of heroism. Dumbass.

Girl: Here's my phone number.

Boy's Best Friend: Son of a bitch!

Heroism by DorkVader January 9, 2010