DorkMuffin's definitions

Old Yeller

A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.

Is it wrong to wish that Old Yeller behind us would meet the same fate as the dog in the book?

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

Lane violation

Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.

Shep was unable to get to the sardines because some lady committed a lane violation.

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

Make it sleet

Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.

Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.

by Dorkmuffin May 3, 2019

22-wheeler

Noun: A blockage created by a “careful driver” attempting to pass a tractor-trailer; upon reaching the back of the trailer, the car slows to 1 mph faster than the truck and takes 3 or 4 miles to pass before resuming normal speed.

Shep really had to use the bathroom and almost didn’t make it to the rest stop in time because some grandpa created a 22-wheeler right in front of him.

by Dorkmuffin May 4, 2019

Grossipe

Noun. A particularly disgusting recipe.

Shep clogged the toilet after eating snacks made from his brother’s new grossipe.

by Dorkmuffin April 21, 2020