XSWL

XSWL is Chinese slang meaning basically the same thing as LMAO.
It's comprised of the characters 笑（xiào）死（sǐ）我（wǒ）了（le）

A texting conversation

Person1: Ever since he feel into the bin last year everyone's been calling him bin boy.

Person2: xswl

Person2: So funny

by DoorHandle1234 August 22, 2017

SWP

Stands for ‘Strict White Parent’.

Jimmy: Dammit I got a B+, my mum’s gonna kill me.

Johnny: Dude.... Your mum’s such an swp.

by DoorHandle1234 November 01, 2017

Brick head

Used to describe someone who is quite stupid

Your such a brick head

by DoorHandle1234 January 05, 2017

Globe Earther

A person who belives the earth is a sphere

She is a Globe Earther

by DoorHandle1234 January 02, 2017

牛

Literally means cow but is also Chinese internet slang for awesome/cool

A texting conversation

Person1: 我们的数学老师今年很牛！（Our math teacher is awesome this year!)

Person2: 我知道 她还很漂亮 （I know. She's also very pretty.)

by DoorHandle1234 August 22, 2017