Definitions by Donny Diamond

Jeremy Corbyn 

A man who likes buttered crumpets

Hi there do you have any crumpets left today?
Oh fuck me Jeremy Corbyn is back!

Jeremy Corbyn by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

Stockholm Stink Trap 

A Stockholm Stink Trap is when one farts inside an IKEA store display fridge and closes the door waiting for an unsuspecting customer to open it later

Dude look I just laid a Stockholm Stink Trap and that old lady is about to fall into it

Stockholm Stink Trap by Donny Diamond September 21, 2016