Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025

de-honkered

Definition 1~ When a woman gets her breast implants removed or gets a breast reduction.

Definition 2~ When you slice the beak off of a Canadian goose with a machete.

"What happened to Tina's huge tits?"
"Oh yeah, that bitch got de-honkered due to back problems."

by Donnie Bridle June 22, 2022