Skip to main content

Definitions by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits

Diddy Dip 

The new T-Bag! The act of lowering ones testicles, bent knees, squatting and dipping onto the face, mouth, forehead, cheek, eyeball or chin area of a significant other or unsuspecting person. Just the way Diddy would do.
Todd fell asleep and Brad Diddy Dipped him all over the face and everyone laughed even though it was gay.

Chum Sock 

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.
Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

Chum Sock 

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him store his own cum sock under your bed.
Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

Tulip Dip 

Female T-Bag, raising and lowering of the vagina repeatedly onto a face or another object.
Johnny was being rude, so Suzy secretly tulip dipped his bologna sandwich.

Sauce Cannon 

Brock’s girlfriend had her wisdom teeth removed to make room for his sauce cannon