Definitions by Dongle McIrish

Thomas 

Tiny body, long legs
India

remy wants to devour thomas

Thomas by Dongle McIrish April 29, 2019

Horton 

Master of maths homework, father of a lanky, socially awkward, oriental child who can’t play badminton.

“Horton got me an A on my maths homework” said Adam

Horton by Dongle McIrish April 27, 2019

Vajman 

A man-child, normally of Indian origin. Kind of retarded and good for prank calling. Once tried Amsterdam brownies and regretted it.

‘Vajman is almost as great as Gru!’ cried the children ‘But not quite’

Vajman by Dongle McIrish April 24, 2019