Vajman

A man-child, normally of Indian origin. Kind of retarded and good for prank calling. Once tried Amsterdam brownies and regretted it.

‘Vajman is almost as great as Gru!’ cried the children ‘But not quite’

by Dongle McIrish April 24, 2019

Horton

Master of maths homework, father of a lanky, socially awkward, oriental child who can’t play badminton.

“Horton got me an A on my maths homework” said Adam

by Dongle McIrish April 27, 2019

Thomas

Tiny body, long legs
India

remy wants to devour thomas

by Dongle McIrish April 29, 2019