Definitions by Don Tazemi

lap song 

noun: A rarely heard act that accompanies a lap dance. Usually heard in the spring in the most exclusive of gentlemen's clubs.

Jerry's lap overfilled with joy when the performer broke into a lap song that was reminiscent of a lullaby his mother used to sing to him.

lap song by Don Tazemi August 2, 2011

gahoingas 

Noun: Anything on the human body that comes in pairs, especially parts that make you giggle.

Bar parton 1: I can't believe that guy had the gahoingas to hit on that chick with the large gahoingas.

Bar patron 2: Dude, I am not believing my gahoingas.

NOTE: never used singly, such as "Oy, my gahoinga!"

gahoingas by Don Tazemi August 1, 2011