Definitions by Don Juan Quixote

Crunchy 

The essence of fucking amazing, just like toast and the opposite of soggy.

1.Just like how you wouldn't like soggy toast, it stands to reason that you love crunchy toast.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.

Crunchy by Don Juan Quixote October 14, 2016

Soggy 

The essence of fucking lame and unpleasant. Much like soggy toast, to call something soggy indicates extreme displeasure.

1. That was some soggy shit that went down with Neal man, I wasn't expecting him to eat all my food.

Soggy by Don Juan Quixote October 14, 2016