Don Juan Pedro's definitions

Ewalt

An Ewalt is a massive mooch with an incredibly large ego, but a very tiny penis.

Did Jose pay you back for the movie?
No man, he's such an ewalt.

by Don Juan Pedro June 22, 2006

medina police

Police in one of the richest neighborhoods in Washington, home to such celeberties as Bill Gates, and to a population of roughly .0015% minorities. These police are often bored and will pull you over for sitting around. Or for being a minority. Or for being near a minority.

I was jus sittin there right? just kickin it with Pedro, and the Medina Police deported us to Alaska. Im not even Mexican!

by Don Juan Pedro June 22, 2006