Definitions by Don’t doubt me

May 4

If you were born on this day you are the dumbest crackhead out of your friend group

Wow your birthday is on May 4 that explains why your a crackhead

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A badass who has all the crackhead friends and is smart but yet has a big butt

Person 1: have you hung with gabby before-person 2: no-person 3: isn’t she the one that’s badass with a big butt

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