Dom Todger's definitions

bone china

The act of having vaginal sex.

Bert: What are you doing tonight?

Ernie: I think I'm going to bone china.

Bert: Fuck yeah!

by Dom Todger May 25, 2009

Wedgewood

A male erection. Literally the union of the words wedge, meaning 'penis' and wood, meaning 'hard-on.'

We were on the dance floor grinding to "Baby Got Back" and all of a sudden he got a freaking wedgewood.

by Dom Todger May 25, 2009

Mary Poppins

A girl who has just had her virginity take.

Teenage Boy: Yo Mary Poppins.

Teenage Girl 1: (crying hysterically) Leave me alone!

Teenage Girl 2: You slut. Who'd you sleep with?

by Dom Todger May 25, 2009