Definitions by Dogshlonglicker

Thigh Dong 

The act of sliding your dong between a women’s thigh at a fast pace instead of putting it in her p*ssy

My wife didn’t want to get pregnant so I did the thigh dong strategy

Thigh Dong by Dogshlonglicker January 11, 2022

shmeatbeat 

To beat shmeat

I caught noah shmeatbeatin in his room

shmeatbeat by Dogshlonglicker December 9, 2021