Definitions by DogNazi

fands 

(noun) A gross combination of feet and hands on short people. People with fands have a tendency to also have a lazy eye. Can also be used as an acronym to stand for Fucking Annoying Nasty Demented Shit.

I would give you a high five, but your sick fands might rub off on me.
Did you see that girl over there with the fands? She's gross!

fands by DogNazi October 13, 2011