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(noun) A gross combination of feet and hands on short people. People with fands have a tendency to also have a lazy eye. Can also be used as an acronym to stand for Fucking Annoying Nasty Demented Shit.
I would give you a high five, but your sick fands might rub off on me.
Did you see that girl over there with the fands? She's gross!
Did you see that girl over there with the fands? She's gross!
by DogNazi October 13, 2011
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