Dog Ross's definitions

Slow Randy

When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.

Ken: "Dude my slow randy lasted three hours today!"
Me: "Bro what the fuck is a slow randy?"

by Dog Ross March 20, 2023

Medium Paced Ralph

When you go jerk off on the toilet then quickly turn around and cum in the toilet at school.

Guy 1: "I did a Medium Paced Ralph yesterday."
Guy 2: "What the hell?"

by Dog Ross June 7, 2023