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Medium Paced Ralph

When you go jerk off on the toilet then quickly turn around and cum in the toilet at school.
Guy 1: "I did a Medium Paced Ralph yesterday."
Guy 2: "What the hell?"
by Dog Ross June 7, 2023
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Slow Randy

When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.
Ken: "Dude my slow randy lasted three hours today!"
Me: "Bro what the fuck is a slow randy?"
by Dog Ross March 20, 2023
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