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Definitions by Dog Ross

Medium Paced Ralph 

When you go jerk off on the toilet then quickly turn around and cum in the toilet at school.
Guy 1: "I did a Medium Paced Ralph yesterday."
Guy 2: "What the hell?"

Slow Randy 

When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.
Ken: "Dude my slow randy lasted three hours today!"
Me: "Bro what the fuck is a slow randy?"
Slow Randy by Dog Ross March 20, 2023