Definitions by Dog Fight

red ranchero 

After doing a girl on her period. You take the blood with your finger and give her a mustache.

I gave her a red ranchero after finding out she was on her period.

red ranchero by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

Gonzo 

The act of putting the used blue rubber on a girl's nose after she passes out.

After we had sex, she passed out and I gave her the gonzo.

Gonzo by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

red ranchero 

The act of giving a girl a mustache with her period blood after having sex.

After finding out she was on her period I gave her a red ranchero.

red ranchero by Dog Fight June 10, 2004