Nutmeging

The act of having sex on a table & the table legs give way, resulting in the broken table.

-Nutmeging: the act of breaking a table during sex on the table

Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.

Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.

by Doctor Of Alcohol March 07, 2024