Zarped

To be extremely tired, zonked, or eepy.

Bro, I'm so zarped, I stayed up all night.
I can't pull up to the function, I'm too zarped.

by Doctah Vin May 06, 2025

Gloink

To scarf down or consume in haste.

Dude, I gloinked that burrito down.
Joey Chesnut can gloink a hotdog down in 20 seconds.

by Doctah Vin May 06, 2025

Cloff

To show intense attraction and affection

She cloffed on me so hard last night, bro.
Did you see that new guy? I think I'm about to cloff on him.

by Doctah Vin May 06, 2025

Grivulate

To shake uncontrollably, and pass out as a result of the shaking.

"Bro I just grivulated so hard."
"I got so excited I grivulated everywhere."
"Seeing you in that dress made me grivulate."

by Doctah Vin May 06, 2025

Twibber

To mess or play with one's feelings.

Don't go for her, she's just twibbering with you.
Don't twibber with the new girl, she's fragile.

by Doctah Vin May 06, 2025