Definitions by Doc Sos

Golf Arse 

A particularly sticky, hard to wipe out shit that will strike just prior to a round of golf or any activity involving a lot of walking leading to a sore, itchy ringpiece and a horrendous Japanese sunset in the crackers. Also known as the Brown Crayola

Q How could you miss a one foot putt?
A I've got Golf Arse, I couldn't concentrate for the burning

Golf Arse by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

brown crayola by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

Japanese Sunset 

A spectacular display of attached fecal material in the underpants going far beyond simple skidmarks
From the resemblance to the wartime Japanese battleflag

Christ look at the state of these crackers! Washings not going to get that japanese sunset out, we'll have to burn the bastards

Japanese Sunset by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

Bumpy Dunky

A ribbed or studded condom

How about a bit of rumpy pumpy with a bumpy dunky

Bumpy Dunky by Doc Sos May 1, 2006