Definitions by Do The Mario

Gordido Crunch 

Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.

A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.

Gordido Crunch by Do The Mario February 1, 2018

Jacob Sartorius 

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I saw Jacob Sartorius. I want to drink bleach

Jacob Sartorius by Do The Mario March 6, 2017