Lordess

Cheesy yet original alternative to Lady. Often used ironically yet endearingly among intelligent friends.

“You’re so cheesy. Like, grand high cheesy lord.” “Well you’re the cheesy lordess.”

by Distractor in Chief December 02, 2020

Weezer Stan

Commonly misinterpreted as awful virgin nerds with no style or taste.

In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.

Ew, you’re a Weezer Stan?

Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!

Or

I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation

Bro cousin: You’re dating

Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away

by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021

Zephan

A really cool guy with nice guitar skills and a weird aversion to pineapple pizza. Loyal to his friends, funny, and snarky in just the right doses.

Girl: Look at that hot guy!

Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured

Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend

Other girl: Damn right

by Distractor in Chief October 08, 2021

Chaos

I quote directly:

“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”

I hate Chaos soooo much

Stupid cosmic fuckwit.

by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021