Distractor in Chief 's definitions

connor is a child

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.

(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:

Conclusion: Child

Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child

Or

Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf

Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Lordess

Cheesy yet original alternative to Lady. Often used ironically yet endearingly among intelligent friends.

“You’re so cheesy. Like, grand high cheesy lord.” “Well you’re the cheesy lordess.”

by Distractor in Chief December 2, 2020

Clella

A predicted relationship that may or may not occur. Commonly recognized as the union of a Cliff and an Ella.

Ew I don’t ship Clella.

No, Clella is destiny.

by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020

Weezer Stan

Commonly misinterpreted as awful virgin nerds with no style or taste.

In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.

Ew, you’re a Weezer Stan?

Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!

Or

I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation

Bro cousin: You’re dating

Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021