Cheesy yet original alternative to Lady. Often used ironically yet endearingly among intelligent friends.
by Distractor in Chief December 02, 2020

Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

A predicted relationship that may or may not occur. Commonly recognized as the union of a Cliff and an Ella.
by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020
