Definitions by Distractor in Chief

Cheesy Lord 

The most cheesiest grand high lord of cheesy sayings. He is dirty minded and devious but a pretty cool person. Friend of the Lordess. Is also king of toasters.

“You’re so cheesy. Like, grand high cheesy lord.”

Cheesy Lord by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020

Cliff 

A Cliff is a very buff lad who drives a taxi.

Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )

He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.

He’s such a Cliff.

Cliff by Distractor in Chief December 30, 2020

Lordess

Cheesy yet original alternative to Lady. Often used ironically yet endearingly among intelligent friends.

“You’re so cheesy. Like, grand high cheesy lord.” “Well you’re the cheesy lordess.”

Lordess by Distractor in Chief December 2, 2020

konneor 

A fictitious person or alias, as the variation on traditional spellings suggests. If you do spot a Konneor in the wild, congratulations! However, this event is highly unlikely.

Are you sure his name is spelled Jak instead of Jack? Sounds like a Konneor to me.

konneor by Distractor in Chief November 19, 2020