Definitions by Disco Alpingu
Exclusive
AKA: An Exclusive Slut, an Exclusive Bitch and an Exclusive Hore
An Exclusive is someone, usually a girl, who has done something (or thinks she has done something) that puts her above other ordinary guys and girls. For example they had a minor acting role on a TV show. Exclusive’s are usually anti-social, snobby, have arrogant body language and use phrases like “Eww, go out with you?!?!” and “OMG I am soo above this!”
Please Note: An Exclusive is not to be confused with just anyone who won’t go out with you. They are called a bitch hore mother fucking slut.
An Exclusive is someone, usually a girl, who has done something (or thinks she has done something) that puts her above other ordinary guys and girls. For example they had a minor acting role on a TV show. Exclusive’s are usually anti-social, snobby, have arrogant body language and use phrases like “Eww, go out with you?!?!” and “OMG I am soo above this!”
Please Note: An Exclusive is not to be confused with just anyone who won’t go out with you. They are called a bitch hore mother fucking slut.
Guy #1 - “Hey has that girl that you like, who was on Neighbours added you on myspace yet?”
Guy #2 – “Nah (sigh)”
Guy #1 – “Don’t be too hard on yourself man, she’s an exclusive”
Guy #2 – “Hey, umm, do you wanna go out sometime?”
Exclusive – “Eww, Go out with you?!?!” (as walking away) “OMG I am soo above this!”
Guy #2 – “Nah (sigh)”
Guy #1 – “Don’t be too hard on yourself man, she’s an exclusive”
Guy #2 – “Hey, umm, do you wanna go out sometime?”
Exclusive – “Eww, Go out with you?!?!” (as walking away) “OMG I am soo above this!”
Exclusive by Disco Alpingu December 14, 2008
Prefriend
Hybrid of "Pretend" and "Befriend"
When one is walking by them selves and lonely, To prefriend is to walk close enough to a group of people so that passers by assume you are with the group, but not so close as to make the group think you are following them.
Note: If one actually believes that they are with the group, they are not "Prefriending", they are just Delusional.
When one is walking by them selves and lonely, To prefriend is to walk close enough to a group of people so that passers by assume you are with the group, but not so close as to make the group think you are following them.
Note: If one actually believes that they are with the group, they are not "Prefriending", they are just Delusional.
Usages:
To "Prefriend" to be with someone,
Or
One can be "Prefriending" to be with someone.
Person 1: "Hey look at Pete, I didn't know he was friends with the Jocks"
Person 2: "What?...Nah he's not, He's just "Prefriending" to be with them"
Person 1: "Pfft, What a loser"
To "Prefriend" to be with someone,
Or
One can be "Prefriending" to be with someone.
Person 1: "Hey look at Pete, I didn't know he was friends with the Jocks"
Person 2: "What?...Nah he's not, He's just "Prefriending" to be with them"
Person 1: "Pfft, What a loser"
Prefriend by Disco Alpingu December 9, 2008
Mathsterbation
Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
Mathsterbation by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007