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Definitions by Dis Manibus Sacrum

That derpy face people make when playing a guitar.
Check out Temu Jimi Hendrix over there getting guitarded.
Guitarded by Dis Manibus Sacrum August 13, 2024
The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".
"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."
Guitarded by Dis Manibus Sacrum April 28, 2016