2 definitions by Dirtylocks Jackson
Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020
A full hot bath with too much bubblebath, a few candles and Michael Bublé playing in the background. Ultimate relaxation.
Gonna get me a Bublé Bath tonight. Then settle down with a pack of cider and play a sexy video. Coz I am feelin' real tight!!
by Dirtylocks Jackson July 12, 2021