1 definition by Dirty Magnus the third

When a 6'3 15 year old hires 15 japenese prostitutes to poop into his gaping anus. He then proceeds to absorb their essence by consuming them through his belly button. But suddenly a mob of angry villagers try to kill him but due to the massive nut blast Mag cant run away so they violate his ears, nostrils, toes, armpits, thighs, etc. They also stuff him full of cream cheese.
"Dude, japan was so fun until Ryan got that Dirty Magnus."
by Dirty Magnus the third February 17, 2022
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