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Porter Knob
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Porter
knob
, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as
small
, tiny, micro, etc.....
He’s wearing gray sweatpants but had a
Porter
Knob
hahaha. Poor
guy
Porter Knob
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Dirty Craig
June 25, 2020
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