Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”
by Dirk shufflebum February 07, 2024
“Did you bang that bird you pulled last night?” “Nah mate, she was in the Jam shed so I just got a blozza and gave her a cream tea”
by Dirk shufflebum February 07, 2020