Definitions by Dirk Gently

spare a square 

to give toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you.

"hey man, could you spare a square? I ran out over here."

spare a square by Dirk Gently March 8, 2006

jwl 

Sexually obsessed man

Woman: "Man, you are so jwl"
Man: "Want to have some hot monkey intercourse?"
Woman: "Okay, but can my sister join in?"

jwl by Dirk Gently June 16, 2003

The Landstander 

One who loves to have sex with goats

"Dude, stop being a Landstander"

The Landstander by Dirk Gently June 16, 2003