Dirk Gently's definitions

jwl

Sexually obsessed man

Woman: "Man, you are so jwl"
Man: "Want to have some hot monkey intercourse?"
Woman: "Okay, but can my sister join in?"

by Dirk Gently June 16, 2003

The Landstander

One who loves to have sex with goats

"Dude, stop being a Landstander"

by Dirk Gently June 16, 2003

spare a square

to give toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you.

"hey man, could you spare a square? I ran out over here."

by Dirk Gently March 8, 2006