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Museum Hands
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When a person's hands
get
covered in cum resulting in being unable to
touch
anything,
much
like in a museum.
I couldn't
turn
the
doorknob
to
get out
of her bedroom because I had museum hands.
Museum Hands
by
Director
October 23, 2014
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last week's news
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a term used to describe
something
that's common
knowledge
, old
news
; second rate to yesterday's news
Barry tries to keep us informed but the
WM
is
always
reaching out with last week's
news
, wtf
last week's news
by
Director
December 11, 2007
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