last week's news

a term used to describe something that's common knowledge, old news; second rate to yesterday's news

Barry tries to keep us informed but the WM is always reaching out with last week's news, wtf

by Director December 11, 2007

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014