Definitions by Din of Inequity

Romney 

(Verb) To mop up a mixture of semen and tears with money.

She was crying when I came, but luckily I had $2 to Romney it up with.

Romney by Din of Inequity September 5, 2012

Paul Ryan 

(Noun) A mixture of semen and tears.

She had Paul Ryan all over her and it was hilarious.

Paul Ryan by Din of Inequity September 5, 2012