Definitions by Dildo swagger

Garlidus 

A rare disease when garlic bread grows from the inside of your foreskin

Ewww he has garlidus I don’t want to suck his dick

Garlidus by Dildo swagger June 19, 2019

Garlidus 

A rare disease where garlic bread starts to grow from the inside of your foreskin. Sometimes has cheese depending on how bad it is.

Ewww he has garlidus I don’t feel like garlic bread right now

Garlidus by Dildo swagger June 19, 2019

Crab sauce 

after going ham on your bitches clit if she is crusty she leaks out a sauce that is made of bits of crab and a mixture of Mayonaise And cum.

Damm this bitch got some nice crab sauce

Crab sauce by Dildo swagger November 25, 2018

Friendsgiving 

A time where all the faggot ass popular people go to ones persons house usual the richest one and claim to there parents that it is a holiday but is really and excuse to have a gay party with all goodie goodies and make your parents pay a lot of money on a queer party.

“Hey are you going to Kelly’s for Friendsgiving.” No sorry I’m not a faggot

Friendsgiving by Dildo swagger November 14, 2018