Definitions by Dik hed

Tardy dard 

A complete dumb dumb. And they know it! But they're not sure. Stanley, Davidic Covenant!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

YOU ARE A TARDY DARD, DARDY TARDY. FAARRTY TARD!!!!!

Tardy dard by Dik hed July 31, 2017

prime the pipe 

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

prime the pipe by Dik hed July 29, 2017