Dump dick

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.

DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!

by Diggitty March 25, 2011

Old enough to crap old enough to tap

A funny saying, should only be said at the right time..

oh yea top this, Old enough to crap old enough to tap

by diggitty March 08, 2011

old enough to shit old enough to hit

just a funny saying. only to be used at th.e right time.

how bout, old enough to shit old enough to hit

by Diggitty March 08, 2011

Fuck it & chuck it

When you find a nasty lil slut, that you only want fuck and nothing more..

I saw this cute lil druken slut last night at the club, I was drunk as fuck, and she was all over me. I did the only sane thing a horny guy would do. I did the old "fuck it & chuck it".. Never saw that bitch again!!!!

by Diggitty April 21, 2011

Dank'ums

This is a term you use when something is the shit!! Like that green is really dank'ums.. Anybody see Diggitty's Lexus that ride is really dank'ums!!

That is some bomb green, that shit is DANK'UMS!!!

by Diggitty March 10, 2011