labeat

A lanky European that sneezes too much and constantly grabs your phone to look at memes.

Linda: hey Paul did you talk to labeat today
Paul: hey he fucking stole my phone and ran the battery out by looking at memes

by Dictionary doughnut January 18, 2019

Hypocrite

a person who says or does something that they deemed unacceptable when someone else does it

my friend tristan is a hypocrite (he actually is)

by Dictionary doughnut September 02, 2017