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labeat 

A lanky European that sneezes too much and constantly grabs your phone to look at memes.

Linda: hey Paul did you talk to labeat today
Paul: hey he fucking stole my phone and ran the battery out by looking at memes

labeat by Dictionary doughnut January 18, 2019

Hypocrite 

a person who says or does something that they deemed unacceptable when someone else does it

my friend tristan is a hypocrite (he actually is)

Hypocrite by Dictionary doughnut September 1, 2017