Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

Vangina

When the D is so good, you get chest pains.

Oh girl! Last night my man Bruce was plowing me so hard I got vangina.

by Dickless Tracy February 12, 2025

Vendor-agnostic

Not tied to the products of a specific manufacturer. (Usually computer related)

Instead, newly developed components can be integrated in a modular framework with a vendor-agnostic, multi-source solution. The modular open systems approach, or MOSA, uses accessible, published standards that are open for government and industry to work toward.

by Dickless Tracy June 21, 2019

anal amnesia

Anal amnesia....when you sit there so long you don't remember if you pooped anything so you have to peek between your legs to see if there is anything in the bowl so you know whether you need to wipe your butt before you stand up.

Man, I fell asleep on the crapper and woke with anal amnesia. Turns out I DID need to wipe.

by Dickless Tracy July 23, 2019