Dick hardwood

A man with a dick that is hard like wood so they're name is dick hardwood and very big dick and dick hardwood is hot

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by Dick hardwood February 13, 2022

Kinkholing

The act of shoving fruit up one's asshole.

While kinkholing, Bruce shoved an apple up his asshole, as Rachel shoved a banana up her asshole.

by Dick Hardwood November 21, 2009