Dick Tucker's definitions

offle waffle

You put a tennis racket over someones face and shit on it then. press it into their face causes the waffle like image.

no example needed, enough said

by Dick Tucker February 14, 2005

awful waffle

When someone puts a tennis racquet over your face and takes a raging dump through the racquet onto their face.

Dude I totally gave your mom an Awful Waffle lastnight

by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004

Turbulence

Where your tossing somebodies salad and they shit Diarrhea in your face

Honey I just blew turbulence on your face.

by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004