Definitions by Dick Tucker

offle waffle 

You put a tennis racket over someones face and shit on it then. press it into their face causes the waffle like image.

no example needed, enough said

offle waffle by Dick Tucker February 14, 2005

Turbulence

Where your tossing somebodies salad and they shit Diarrhea in your face

Honey I just blew turbulence on your face.

Turbulence by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004

awful waffle 

When someone puts a tennis racquet over your face and takes a raging dump through the racquet onto their face.

Dude I totally gave your mom an Awful Waffle lastnight

awful waffle by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004