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The Mummy

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Also known as a Stanley Steamer.
Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!
by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005
mugGet the The Mummymug.

Stanley Steamer

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Another name for The Mummy.
Tough on dirt, gentle on 'carpet.'
by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005
mugGet the Stanley Steamermug.

Good Game

The act of viciously slapping someone on the rear, must be called out beforehand with "good game" much like the ball tag , cooter cudgel , or abortion punch . Can result in Ass Elbow
Steve: GOOD GAME!
Nolan: OWWW! I think you popped one of my hemorrhoids.
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
mugGet the Good Gamemug.

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