Definitions by Dick Fitswell

Mint Cunt 

Some incredibly ugly guy.

Gerry Shandling

Mint Cunt by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Sonno

roughly translated as "saggy jonno"
a guy who has saggy man tits

"damn jonno your tits look like poached eggs"

Sonno by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Gooselips 

The outer labia.

" i wish i could slip a fat one in Angelina Jolie's gooselips"

Gooselips by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Morange 

someone with ginger/orange hair

" look at that morange, i'll bet she has a copper crutch"

Morange by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Rusty Crutch 

a person with orange hair who will obviously have orange pubes.

" your mom needs a panelbeater to operate on her rusty crutch "

Rusty Crutch by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

fall on the grenade 

when one has mega-bad luck.

John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?

fall on the grenade by dick fitswell August 22, 2003