Gooselips

The outer labia.

" i wish i could slip a fat one in Angelina Jolie's gooselips"

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

fall on the grenade

when one has mega-bad luck.

John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

swift

Someone who talks with a lisp.

" damn Cameron you munt, you have the biggesth lithp i have ever thseen. Your swift mouth moveth quickly".

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

iono

slang word used by people who dont have enough energy to say "I don't know".

Smokey, how you going to sell bud and smoke bud? iono! thats my only problem..

by Dick Fitswell February 04, 2004

race queen

a slut/ho/shitbag bitch who services guys in the pits.

when Schumacher took a pit stop, some race queen offered to take his member. He slapped her good.

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.

James Darlington

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003