Definitions by Dick Clevage

Uptarded

It's like an upgrade to being more retarded.

I upgraded my computer from Windows XP to Windows ME.

Uptarded by Dick Clevage June 18, 2003

low blow 

An instult to someone's Father.

Dick: I can see you've uptarded to a fuckin' Chode.
Rod: Oh, that's a low blow. Speaking of low blows, how's your father?

low blow by Dick Clevage June 18, 2003