Definitions by DiamondSerpant
cucumber sandwich
1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.
Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.
2. An insulting name for a posh person
3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.
2. An insulting name for a posh person
3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."
2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"
3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"
2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"
3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"
cucumber sandwich by DiamondSerpant March 30, 2007
ass beaver
A very hair ass. A ass that is so hairy it looks like a beaver. Loved by some gay men, but others prefer a nice bald tavern for thier fancies.
Sometimes used as an insult to someone who is hairy of just a twat in general...
Sometimes used as an insult to someone who is hairy of just a twat in general...
"Duuuuuude! I fancy sticking my cock in ure sweaty ass beaver tonight!!"
"Lee! U big, sweaty, farting ass beaver!"
"Lee! U big, sweaty, farting ass beaver!"
ass beaver by DiamondSerpant March 20, 2007