Definitions by Diabeetus Maximus

Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.

He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off

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George Soros; referring to how the bags under his eyes look like the skin of a nutsack.

The Scrotumface funded AG prosecuted the cops for doing their job.

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